OTTAWA – Observers at universities across the country have reported that current conservative leadership front-runner Pierre Poilievre has managed the impressive feat of embodying a compreh…
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Universities promise students can skip final exams if in-person learning causes them to die
NATIONWIDE – With Canadian universities resuming on-site classes after the latest COVID wave, several institutions announced new policies allowing students to miss final exams in the event …
York Professor asks for a note from a dictator before agreeing to defer student’s exam
TORONTO – York University Professor Emanoil Theodorescu demanded a Myanmar based student produce a note from his country’s dictator before he would grant them a deferral on their midterm ex…
York University adds year to every program for mandatory “strike internships”
TORONTO – York University students from all faculties will be required to take an additional year of study for the recently announced strike internship program. The program is unique to Yor…
York claims offer to pay half their water bill is “the best in the province”
TORONTO – York University is defending their proposal to pay just 50% of their outstanding water bill to the city of Toronto, calling it “the best offer in the province”. York, which consumes ove…
Toronto-York subway line to open day after you graduate from York
TORONTO – The TTC has confirmed that the opening date for the new Toronto York-Spadina Subway Extension (TYSSE) will be the day after you graduate from York University, whenever that may be…
500 thankful university students find out they aren’t going to York after all
500 almost-students breathed a sigh of relief this Tuesday after they were informed by York University that they were sent acceptance letters by accident and would not be forced to enroll. “Norma…
White students union promises safe space to conquer, enslave nations
TORONTO – Postering the York, Ryerson and University of Toronto campuses, the group ‘Students for Western Civilization’ is calling for the creation of a safe space that would allow white st…
Toronto universities offer new undergrad course in Advanced Test Marking
TORONTO – In a change that University of Toronto and York University say “will better prepare students for the rigors of the workplace or something”, undergraduate students will be asked to…
Police unearth extended metaphor for student debt near York U Campus
TORONTO – An underground emblem for university arrears and the difficulty of paying them off has been discovered near the Rexall Centre at York University. According to authorities, the symbol is…