TORONTO – Following the passing of family matriarch and telecom director Loretta Rogers, at age 83, Rogers Communications announced today they will be honouring her memory with a 3 day long…
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Volunteer announces plan to build white saviour complex in Africa
TORONTO – In a well meaning attempt to uphold and reinforce neo-colonialism, volunteer Rebecca “Becky” Smith-Anderson has submitted a proposition to build a white saviour complex somewhere …
Modern day Scrooge McFuck doesn’t give out his wifi password to anyone
LONDON, ON – In a Dickensian turn of events, local miser Scrooge McFuck has refused to reveal the various characters that comprise his wireless network password to his “friend” that he hims…
Writer decides to get out of the house, check Facebook in coffee shop
TORONTO – Local writer Nelson Curea has chosen to leave the house and stretch his legs this afternoon, after deciding that a change of location might make it easier for him to not do his wr…
MMIW commission insist they are very close to figuring out how office telephones work
OTTAWA – After several months and over five million dollars spent the commissioners tasked with investigating the tragedy of missing and murdered indigenous women have assured Canadians the…