LONDON- Hot on the heels of Prince William’s recognition as the World’s Sexiest Bald Man, The Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip was recently named the Sexiest Man Kinda Alive. In the poll conducted…
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Prince William named world’s sexiest bald man as if Mr. Clean isn’t literally right there
LONDON – According to a new study by Google, Prince William has finally been crowned king… as sexiest bald man. As if Mr. Clean wasn’t literally right there the entire fucking time. Eileen …
Prince William furious at the portrayal of his yummy little baby botty-bottom
With the release of the latest season of The Crown, The Duke of Cambridge, Prince William is reportedly furious at the portrayal of his cute as a button, royal little baby bottom. Taking place i…
Royal Baby to teach Master Class on being Royal Baby
LONDON – Master Class, the online education platform featuring celebrity instructors like Serena Williams and Martin Scorsese, has made history by signing a contract with the fetus inside K…
Royals visit charity to raise awareness about Royals
Kelowna, BC – The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge took time out of their busy schedule to visit a homeless shelter to raise awareness about the Royal Family among the country’s most vulnerabl…
Prince William bags elusive spirit bear on visit to Great Bear Rainforest
Bella Bella, BC – The Duke of Cambridge bagged a large Kermode bear while big game hunting in BC’s Great Bear Rainforest earlier today. Despite poor weather conditions for hunting, the Prin…
William and Kate confirm: ‘we just can’t stop boning’
LONDON – With the news of a second baby on the way, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have confirmed they both “really like boning.” “We are very pleased to announce that our co…
Will and Kate face anti-monarchy protests in Quebec
After receiving a warm welcome during their visit to Ottawa, The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were met with hostile chants from a group of separatists during their visit to Montreal. What’…
