EDITORIAL BY ANDREW SCHEER, LEADER OF THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY OF CANADA First, I’d like to thank all Canadians for participating in a hard-fought election, and I’d like to thank you for coming int…
Tag: 2019 Federal Election
Trudeau win inspires next generation of white men to break the blackface barrier
OTTAWA – With media sources projecting at least a minority government, Canada’s first black and brown prime minister Justin Trudeau has been re-elected. The Liberal leader won another hard …
The Beaverton Mocks the Vote Special
Emma and Miguel fulfill a lifelong dream of covering the Canadian Federal Election.…
2019 federal election campaign has aged average Canadian by 42 years
OTTAWA – A recent study by the University of Ottawa Department of Gerontology has suggested that the average Canadian who has been following the federal election campaign puts an average 36…
Beaverton Election Special to reveal who will secure the crucial Beaverton endorsement
Toronto – Producers of beloved satirical website and international television phenomenon The Beaverton announced today that they would be revealing which party had secured the coveted Beave…
Elections Canada unveils new ‘voting against’ ballot
OTTAWA – Canadian voters will now be able to cast a ballot against the political parties and candidates that they do not want to see in government just in time for election day, says Electi…
Update: Canadians lucky US Presidential endorsement of Canadian political leader didn’t involve drone strikes
OTTAWA – Canadians familiar with US regime change in foreign countries are breathing a sigh of relief after former US President Barack Obama endorsed Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau without b…
Breaking: Man publicly announces he is no longer supporting party he never supported
AJAX, ON – Local man Alex Tandhoff has announced that he is changing his support from one political party to another despite having never voted or shown support for the party and leader he …