Chinese children celebrate Labour Day with record productivity
BEIJING – China is celebrating the announcement that its youths set a world record for productivity on Labour Day this year. Thirteen-year-old Lin Shenlun, stood proud in front of three tho…
Harper proclaims prorogation, then lazily commands Governor General to dance
OTTAWA – From atop his gilded throne, ensconced in the the resplendent halls of Parliament Hill, Prime Minister Harper today sought his third prorogation since assuming office, before nonch…
Quebec responds to Ontario doctor ad by advertising to racist doctors
QUEBEC – The Quebec government is responding to an Ontario hospital’s efforts to lure Quebec doctors by an ad that attracts bigoted physicians. “Ontario should not have waded in…
UN condemns the use of child soldiers at Laser Quest
NEW YORK – In a move to further eliminate child soldiers, the UN has strongly denounced the use of children in laser tag warfare. General Assembly Resolution 2124 – which passed 183 t…
If we cherish equality, ignore Syria like Iran, Rwanda, and Darfur
BY KOFI ANNAN, FORMER SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS With the drums of war beating among Western powers, I feel it is time to bring attention to the lack of equality we are showing our S…
St Mary’s University to replace rape chant with Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines”
In light of a recent controversy, St. Mary’s University has decided to replace frosh week chants that urged students to rape people under the age of consent with the hit “Blurred Lines” by Robin …
As baseball season ends, parents hope steroids won’t harm kid’s academic performance
Shawinigan, QC – The last week of the Mighty Tike baseball season in Shawinigan and the players’ parents are starting to worry that rampant steroid use will impede their children’s school w…
TIFF celebrities excited to catch glimpse of Rob Ford
TORONTO, ON – As the Toronto International Film Festival gets underway, more and more celebrities have been spotted outside of City Hall, hoping for a glimpse of the city’s most famous citi…
