TORONTO – The entire province of Ontario has resigned itself to hanging out with Kathleen Wynne for the next few years while she deals to them. “God this is always so awkward,” said Sudbury…
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‘Antifa’ is the most dangerous group in the world other than most of the rest of them
By: Rex Murphy A fringe group of black clad professional protest stormtroopers known as ‘antifa’ have recently made headlines – thousands of headlines – despite the fact that they rep…
Trump begins ‘negging’ portion of NAFTA negotiations
Washington, DC- Ahead of the meeting between Mexico, Canada and the USA in Mexico City to renegotiate the North American Free Trade Act, Trump has begun what he terms the ‘negging’ portion of the…
Trudeau responds to Trump’s threat of ripping up NAFTA by laminating all trade deals
OTTAWA – After President Donald Trump once again threatened to “rip up” NAFTA, Justin Trudeau has begun laminating all international trade deals as a preventative strategy. “It is my duty to stan…
NDP Leadership Ads: Jagmeet Singh
Our #sponsoredcontent NDP leadership ads kick off with Jagmeet Singh, the candidate who is definitely not just another Justin Trudeau.…
Mike Duffy sues Senate for 8 million, submits expense claim for another 2
OTTAWA – According to court records, Senator Mike Duffy is suing the Senate for $8 million in general damages, loss of income and punitive damages arising from the criminal accusations over…
“It’s about states’ rights” says Ontario man flying Confederate Flag
HAMILTON – Local construction worker Keith Lipiec insists the Confederate flag hanging from the truck located about 150 kilometres from the U.S. border is merely “a celebration of states’ r…
NDP leadership race turns nasty as one candidate forgets to bring enough gluten-free cookies for everyone
OTTAWA – The NDP Leadership race took a shocking turn this week after candidate Niki Ashton brought only a dozen gluten-free cookies to Thursday’s debate, despite knowing that fellow candidate Ch…
Former Conservative leadership candidate Tub of Margarine renounces Rebel Media
MELVILLE, SK – Former Conservative Party Leadership candidate and Tory MP-hopeful Tub of Margarine is distancing itself from Ezra Levant’s Rebel Media. The container filled with refined veg…
Little boy dreams of regulating women’s bodies when he grows up
DALLAS – Chester Sutton, a precocious 8 year old at Robert Lee elementary has advised his parents and teachers that when he grows up he wants to be in charge of drafting laws that tell wome…
