BY ELLIOTTE FRIEDMAN It is an honour to be a part of CBC’s legendary Hockey Night in Canada broadcast, and to spend the second intermission discussing the most important hockey news with so…
Opinion
Stop blaming society, it’s your own damn fault you choose to read my articles
BY MARGARET WENTE Nobody takes responsibility for their actions anymore: if you earn 30% less than men, it’s the patriarchy’s fault; if you get arrested in Egypt, it’s the Egyptian government’s f…
I will be the white guy that finally fixes Canada – First Nations relations
BY BOB RAE CHAIRMAN FOR FN (PTP) GROUP LIMITED PARTNERSHIP After over a century of failed policy, destructive assimilation attempts, and culture demolition I have finally found a way to solve all…
If PJ Stock does not shut up right now, he is going to find out about the switchblade I keep in my jowls
By Elliotte Friedman It is an honour to be a part of CBC’s legendary Hockey Night in Canada broadcast, and to spend the second intermission discussing the most important hockey news with so…
When Elections Canada was investigating me, I shouldn’t have challenged them to charge me
DEAN DEL MASTRO, MP FOR PETERBOROUGH I’ve had some time since I resigned from the Conservatives to reflect on what happened and I’m starting to think that provoking Elections Canada to issue char…
Grand Theft Auto V launches
Grand Theft Auto V, the fifth installment in the popular video game series by Rockstar Game, launched today. The game is estimated to have cost $265 million to produce and is expected to bring in…
Wait, if we get rid of religious headwear, then how will we know who to discriminate against?
BY PAULINE MAROIS Fellow citizens of la Belle Province, let me begin with an appeal to my record as premier. You elected me based on my platform of not being Jean Charest. And haven’t I done exac…
If we cherish equality, ignore Syria like Iran, Rwanda, and Darfur
BY KOFI ANNAN, FORMER SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS With the drums of war beating among Western powers, I feel it is time to bring attention to the lack of equality we are showing our S…
North Korea executes ex-girlfriend of Kim Jong-un over alleged sex tape
North Korean has reportedly executed Kim Jong-un’s former lover by firing squad for allegedly participating in a pornography along with 11 other artists. What’s your say? “Damn! I was waiting for…
Ontario Teachers ban cell phones in the classroom
Ontario Teachers voted to ban cellphones in the classroom during their annual general meeting. All phones must now be turned off and stored during school hours. What’s your say? “Turned off? Real…
