So you think you’re better than everyone? You may be, but just being a snob isn’t going to cut it. Take this quiz to find out whether you’re the right kind of snob so you can assert your superior…
Stupid dumb idiot signs Tuesday morning email “Have a great weekend”
CALGARY – Demonstrating he’s a complete embarrassment to himself, a stupid, dumb idiot reportedly signed off on a work email on Tuesday morning with the tagline “Have a great weekend!” desp…
REPORT: More people make podcasts than listen to them
OTTAWA – The number of people producing podcasts is now far greater than the number of people who listen to them, according to a recent report. According to the report’s authors, this…
Mistrial declared after judge found to be three children in judicial gown
WINDSOR, ON – An Ontario courtroom was thrown into turmoil today after it was discovered that the presiding judge was in fact three children hiding under a judicial gown. The children, aged…
Netflix finds Kevin Spacey too morally deficient to play Frank Underwood
LOS GATOS, CA – After years starring as Frank Underwood, Netflix has announced it is ending production of House of Cards, one of its most popular series, following historical allegations th…
Royal Canadian Mint announces new quarter not commemorating anything
OTTAWA – In a bold move, shattering years of public expectations, the Royal Canadian Mint has announced plans for a new circulation quarter that will not commemorate any person, place, or e…
Quiz: Which Phoebe are you?
You’ve done an extensive personality profile and the results are undeniable – you’re a Phoebe. But which Phoebe are you? Take this quiz to satisfy your intense need for granular…
New Canada Food Guide asks, ‘You really gonna eat that?’
OTTAWA – Canada’s Food Guide is getting a complete overhaul, revamping the ten-year-old publication to deliver a clear nutritional message: “You’re doing it wrong.” The new Food Guide will …
LIFEHACK: 9 thing you can use as an ashtray instead of tossing your butts into my backyard, Dave!
Whether you’re smoking out on your porch while having a drink with your buddies or just having a drag before hopping in your car, you’ll need a place to put those cigarette butts, preferably in a…
Local woman has now explained meaning of tattoo to everyone she knows
MOOSE JAW, SK – After shoehorning it into a discussion with the downstairs neighbour, Claire Dolby has now told everyone she knows the origin and meaning of her wrist tattoo, in spite of in…