Quiz: Do you live in a failed state or just Alberta? - The Beaverton

Quiz: Do you live in a failed state or just Alberta?

Sometimes it’s difficult to tell whether you’re living in the Wild Rose Country or a distant failed state requiring UN intervention due to government failures. Take this to find out.
1. What is the military doing locally right now?
Protecting the government from the people
Protecting the people from the government
2. What is your leader’s favorite ceremonial headdress?
Well-worn beret
Crown with the of the previous leader still on it
Cowboy hat
3. Who is your leader presently at war with?
Heavily armed guerrillas
The United States
Communist-backed care workers
4. What has the international community been calling your government’s inaction leading to the deaths of thousands?
Genocide
Crisis
Poorly-timed summer re-opening
5. How does your government obsess about pageantry?
Military parades showcasing ICBMs
Rodeos showcasing The Trews
6. What’s the main limited resource export of your banana republic?
Bananas
Oil
Quiz: Do you live in a failed state or just ?
You do not live in Alberta
Your leader may be on a horse, but it's not .
Quiz: Do you live in a failed state or just Alberta?
You live in Alberta
We regret to inform you that you live in Alberta.