MONTREAL – Porn enthusiasts are reeling after an information leak at Pornhub has revealed that most of the actors on the site who claim to be step-siblings are not related at all.
“I just feel so cheated. How many nights have I spent staring at two people doing it whose parents aren’t married to one another?” pelvicpulser14 commented on one of the sites most popular videos.
Pornhub released a statement denying their knowledge of the startling revelation. “Pornhub prides itself on truth and strict regulation in our content. We have a dedicated team of personnel who visit every single one of our actors at home, and confirms that they are having sexual intercourse with each other while their step-parents might walk in at any moment.”
The leak has caused users of the site to begin questioning other claims the porntropolis makes in it’s content. BBW4Life commented, “Here I am watching my favourite bookmarked video, and now I’m thinking, what if those women weren’t actually cuming and just pretending to? Can women do that?”
ObiWangDickobi wrote, “Are you telling me this taxi driver who has sex with the people he picks up isn’t actually a taxi driver? Or that fellatio is not an acceptable way to raise your grades? Or that shower sex isn’t always a disaster? What is happening?!!!”
