AJAX, ON – Local gas station cashier Geoff Wayne is proud to report that politics don’t affect him despite political policy being the source of every single one of his problems. “Listen, I …
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Gaming the system: Recent 92-year-old university grad gets to die before she pays off her debt
VANCOUVER – A clever UBC grad has found an ingenious way to avoid paying her costly student debts by dying soon after graduation. “With age comes wisdom,” said 92-year-old Barbara Harrison …
University student working menial summer job unaware it will be permanent job after graduation
WINDSOR – A third year University of Windsor student working at a menial job for the summer months is unaware that after she graduates, she will return to the position permanently. “This jo…