Is it entirely possible that the Blackberry and the Canadarm are the same thing?…
Tag: Research in Motion
Blackberry makes first sale in six months
WATERLOO, ON – After a six month “dry spell” Blackberry president Thorstein Heins announced today that the company had finally closed a sale. “It was looking pretty grim there for awhile. N…
Blackberry execs consider taking out the battery and putting it back in
WATERLOO – With market share rapidly diminishing and the latest Blackberry 10 phones not performing as expected, Blackberry President and CEO Thorsten Heins announced that the company was c…
New Blackberry 10 allows users dozens of new ways to communicate about how shitty their Blackberry is
NEW YORK – Amid both fanfare and speculation about the device’s future, Research in Motion unveiled their new Blackberry 10 operating platform on Wednesday. The system, which will be availa…
Blackberry ordered to pay big fine
Blackberry maker, Research in Motion, was told to pay $147 million after losing a patent case in California. What’s your say? “Pay them in RIM stock. That’ll teach ‘em.” Simon W…