TORONTO – Controversy arose this week at a downtown location of the popular retailer Urban Outfitters, as a “25% Off Pants” sale was revealed to be a rack of regularly priced capri pants. Shopper…
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Business casual dress code no longer includes pants
HAMILTON, ON – Hundreds of workplaces across Canada have officially updated the definition of their business casual dress code to no longer include pants during working hours. “Instilling a…
Quarantined couple attempt to spice up relationship by putting pants on
TORONTO – Monica Gonzales and Tom Meyer, a couple living in downtown Toronto, had been self-isolating together for over a month when they felt their relationship growing stale. The couple, …
Local woman wishes she’d bought more of these pants
VICTORIA – Local pants-wearer Bedelia Katz is furious with herself for not buying more of these pants when she had the chance. “These are the best pants I’ve ever owned,” Katz said. “They’r…