HAINES JUNCTION, YUKON — In response to a voting card mix-up that required some 300 Yukon voters to travel nearly 600 kilometers to vote, Elections Canada has fixed the problem by moving th…
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New Plutocratic Party supporter going to strategically vote Conservative
CALGARY – After determining that his party was unlikely to win, New Plutocratic Party supporter Harris Wilkes has decided to hold his nose and vote for Stephen Harper. “Of course, I’d love …
Every federal election candidate resigns after using social media
OTTAWA – All 1,792 candidates running for Canada’s next member of Parliament have announced their resignation after using Twitter and Facebook to express their views for the past ten years.…
Maury leaders debate entertains studio audience
TORONTO — Last night on a special Canadian political episode of the Maury Povich Show, three men all claimed that they love Canada and know what’s best for it, but only one can win its hear…
Federal election campaign enters third geological age
OTTAWA – Two renowned Canadian geologists published a high-profile paper this morning finding that, with three weeks to Election Day, the 2015 federal campaign has officially outlasted two major …
Stephen Harper slips into fluent Mandarin during French debate
MONTREAL – During a question on the economy during last night’s french language debate Stephen Harper began speaking in sudden, perfect Mandarin for a few short sentences. “The Prime Minist…
Harper reminds non-Conservative voters to cast ballots on October 20th
WINNIPEG — At a recent campaign stop, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has reminded all voters who will not be marking the Conservatives as their choice to vote on October 20th. “The rules of …
Election Profile: Green Party Platform
While it might be more than a long shot at winning, the Green Party is running a full slate of candidates. Here’s what a Green Party would do as your government: Key Beliefs Not a one issue…
Election Profile: Liberal Platform
Can the Liberal Party under Justin Trudeau return to power? Here’s how they intend on pulling it off: Key Beliefs What do you guys believe in again? Oh cool, us too! Yup, we’ve been fightin…
Election Profile: NDP Platform
Can the NDP make Canadian history by forming their first government? Here’s what to voters can expect: Key Beliefs Strongly grounded in pro-labour and socialist principles unless there’s a…