Surrey, BC – Readers everywhere were shocked when they realized that Ernest Hemingway’s classic war novel A Farewell to Arms was not about the graphic loss of the author’s limbs. “A l…
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Author sucked into own novel wishes he was better at writing women
COUNTY OF UNDISCOVERED, ONTARIO – After being magically trapped inside his latest novel, author Kyle Rapoport maligned his inability to properly write and develop female characters. “At fir…
Book author finally lands Twitter deal
CALGARY – A Calgary woman has been offered a $6 million Twitter deal following years of successfully self-publishing in the book industry. “Matha Stanford’s witty, quirky 140 page novellas …
