Miramichi, NB – Navigating adulthood can be challenging, but for 28-year-old Shawn Walker, life in his early twenties couldn’t be better. “I wasn’t sure about this new life stage at first,” said …
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Sitcom mom three years older than sitcom daughter
VANCOUVER – Today it was discovered that actress Sally Ruth is just three years older than her sitcom daughter Dana Fields. Their relationship has been a recurring B-plot on Killing Time, C…
STUDY: Average Canadian reads 97% less after getting too old for Scholastic book fair
HALIFAX — Researchers at Dalhousie University have determined that most Canadians’ volume of reading plummets over 97% after they leave elementary school, and thusly age out of the Scholast…
Last person to use Toronto’s Union Station pre-construction dies of old age
TORONTO – Florence Green, the last person in the world to travel through Toronto’s Union Station before the renovation began, has died peacefully in her sleep at the age of 112. “Our belove…
Fax machine now oldest employee in office
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36 year old wants everyone to know they’re technically a millennial too
VANCOUVER – Jeffrey Elliot, born in 1981, has once again inserted himself into a colleagues’ conversation to remind them that he is also considered a millennial. “I just think it̵…
Local Dad reaches that age where he smells like a damp library
WINNIPEG – As he enters his late 50s Henry Adamson, father of three and grandfather of two, has, like so many men before him, started to smell like an old library that recently experienced …
Young, hotshot Curling prospect turns 45
St. Alberta, AB – Richard ‘stone master’ Jones, the young bad boy of the Alberta curling scene, turned 45 years old yesterday. “Richard is clearly the next generation of Skips,” said TSN cu…
25-year-old coworker can’t believe you’re 30
MILTON – Sources have confirmed that despite your numerous assurances and even a brief viewing of your driver’s license, Lisa Eaton, your 25-year-old coworker, cannot believe you are 30. “A…
QUIZ: We can guess how old you are based on how many of your elementary school teachers are dead
The passage of time spares none, and the men and women responsible for your early education are no exception. See if we can guess how old you are simply by calculating how many of your elementary…
