World Juniors: Aggressive Canadians playing as if opponents have universal healthcare
UFA, RUSSIA – Despite their successful start to the 2012-2013 World Junior Hockey Tournament, Team Canada has been put on the defensive over accusations by other teams that they play with l…
Aboriginal Affairs Minister John Duncan now aware that he is Minister of Aboriginal Affairs
OTTAWA – As Attawapiskat Chief Theresa Spence’s hunger strike continues to provoke calls for immediate action by the Government of Canada, Conservative staffers were quick to point out that progr…
On day 104 of NHL lockout, Brian Burke reflects on most successful season as Leafs GM
TORONTO – With the NHL lockout nearing its original end date of December 30th, Toronto Maple Leafs General Manager, Brian Burke, took a moment to reflect on his most successful season with …
NRA suggests nation’s kindergarteners bring their assault rifles to class
WASHINGTON – In the wake of the second deadliest school shooting in US history at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Conn., the National Rifle Association has recommended that every single e…
Stranded soul of Christopher Hitchens skeptical of own existence
HOUSTON, TX – After passing one year ago today while undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer, the wandering ethereal remains of author and staunch skeptic Christopher Hitchens continues …
F-35 Jets: How did they get so expensive? (INFOGRAPHIC)
The Harper government is considering scrapping a deal to buy a fleet of F-35 jets from American manufacturer Lockheed-Martin due to ballooning costs. Latest reports by an independent auditor plac…
Marc Garneau unveils platform: I’ve been to space, motherfucker!
TORONTO – Liberal leadership candidate Marc Garneau revealed his plans for the Nation’s future yesterday, unveiling a platform entitled “I’ve been to space, motherfucker!” Despite ini…
