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Canadian special forces train Iraqis how to camouflage combat operations as training missions
BAGHDAD – Members of Canada’s elite JTF 2 are busy training Iraqi soldiers in how to disguise combat operations as training missions in a base outside of Baghdad. “We are teaching the Iraqi…
Rich, handsome bachelor secretly very unhappy, hopefully
WHISTLER, B.C. – Colleagues and casual acquaintances have agreed that, despite immense wealth and the jaw line of a young George Clooney, local man Hunt Delaney is probably quite sad and lo…
NYPD angered by de Blasio’s inability to stop snowstorm
NEW YORK – As New York City is buffeted by a blizzard of massive proportions, the NYPD is once again taking Mayor Bill de Blasio to task for his inability to prevent disaster. “This snowsto…
Mulcair: An NDP federal government has never run a deficit
OTTAWA – NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair is touting his party’s experience as sound fiscal managers by promoting the fact that his party has never run a federal deficit. “The New Democratic Party…
If God wanted us to die with dignity he wouldn’t have revoked Dying with Dignity’s charity status
BY: FATHER MATTHEW O’REILLY Over the past few decades I have been pained to see Canada straying into Godlessness, from allowing abortions to letting the gays marry. Finally, however, the Harper g…
Toronto Raptors donate $50,000 to struggling, underprivileged Maple Leafs
TORONTO – Following their best start in team history, the Atlantic Division leading Raptors spent yesterday donating money and resources to Toronto’s poor, needy NHL hockey team. “It feels …
Winnipeg Human Rights Museum unveils City of Winnipeg as next discrimination exhibit
WINNIPEG – Just four months into its existence, the Canadian Museum for Human Rights has announced a new outdoor massive exhibit on discrimination it has entitled “The City of Winnipe…
Detroit begins turning off sunlight for low-income residents
DETROIT – In response to non-payment of property taxes, the City of Detroit has undertaken a massive city-wide effort to block sunlight from the homes of its poorest residents. “They came a…
Leafs retaliate against jersey throwing fans by throwing zamboni back at them
TORONTO – The Toronto Maple Leafs got revenge by throwing the Air Canada Centre’s Zamboni at the three Leafs fans who threw their jerseys onto the ice at Monday’s game against t…