Study: Men who believe moon landing was faked less likely to believe orgasms can be faked

STANFORD, CA ― Belief in a massive, logistically impossible conspiracy theory wherein NASA has spent more time pretending they went to the moon than it took them to actually go there does not sug…

Parents shocked to discover house they have lived in for twenty years has heating

BARRIE, ON – A local couple who have lived in the same house for over two decades have been shocked to discover their home has heating. “It’s just not something that ever occurred to us,” says ma…

Report: Red Deer the Boston Pizza of cities

RED DEER – An extensive investigation by the United Nations has concluded that, among all of Canada’s cities, Red Deer, Alberta is the one that most resembles the country’s iconically mediocre ch…

CBC Gem to crack down on password sharing as soon as anyone signs up for a paid account

TORONTO – As Netflix cracks down on people sharing passwords in order to boost its revenue CBC Gem has announced that it too will stop all of its paid Premium Account members from sharing t…

TikTok faces investigation from Canadian privacy WOW look at that fun dance HEY a cool dog

OTTAWA – Canada’s federal privacy watchdog, along with three provincial counterparts, has launched a joint investigation into the controversial social media WHOA check out that hashtag chal…

Local son happily purchases board game that will unwittingly cause parent’s divorce

Bucks Game Emporium, Ontario – Daniel Martow is pretty jazzed about the board game he just purchased that will, unbeknownst to him, lead to his parent’s divorce in one year. “I haven’t seen…

Bigshot winter market vendor sells over four wooden doodads

SCARBOROUGH – Sellers and customers at the Scarborough Winter Market were blown away after long-time vendor Tyler Shen sold nearly half a dozen wooden doohickeys in a single day. “When I saw his …

5 perfectly innocent explanations for why 3 Conservative MPs met with a Nazi

Yesterday Leslyn Lewis, Dean Allison and Colin Carrie had a lengthy meeting with far-right European Parliament member Christine Anderson, shortly before she went on to pose for photos with Neo-Na…

Foreign spies only people still interested in Canadian politics

OTTAWA – After a damning CSIS report revealing efforts by Chinese spies to influence Canada’s 2019 election, a follow-up report by Elections Canada concluded that foreign spies appear to be…

Jordan Peterson whines about paper towel in dizzying display of masculine power

VANCOUVER – Jordan Peterson has once again demonstrated why he’s the twenty-first century’s premier expert on masculinity when he recently took aim at the scourge of paper towel dispensers …