The federal government is looking to appeal a British Columbia Supreme Court ruling that struck down Canada’s ban on assisted suicide. What’s your say? “I worked for years to get that…
Blackberry ordered to pay big fine
Blackberry maker, Research in Motion, was told to pay $147 million after losing a patent case in California. What’s your say? “Pay them in RIM stock. That’ll teach ‘em.” Simon W…
Rest of world collectively agrees that Spanish and Portuguese are basically the same language
NEW YORK – In a rare moment of near unanimity, the member states of the United Nations General Assembly came together yesterday afternoon passing a motion affirming the fundamental belief t…
Half of Statscan jobs at risk
Conservative budget cuts are putting nearly half of the 5,000 Statistics Canada employees at risk of losing their jobs. What’s your say? “Here’s hoping they get rid of all three…
Mean glee club rules school with iron jazz hands
OTTAWA – A new menace walks a syncopated beat at Mallory Weiss High School in the form of the Mallory Weiss High School Glee club. Formed only 6 months ago, the “Mean Tones” hav…
Phil Kessel injured after successfully making eye-contact with Dion Phaneuf
TORONTO – A smiling but badly injured Phil Kessel was rushed off the ice during a game last night after he managed to sustain eye-contact with teammate Dion Phaneuf. “We all heard a loud sn…
It’s not always our fault
By Your Genes Well, we’ve been a pretty convenient whipping boy. Always there to take the heat of personal responsibility. You’re 40 pounds overweight, damn. You must have got that fa…
Bieber to Drake: ‘Stop twisting my nipples’
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Teacher compares death of kindergartner’s puppy to divorce from Kathy
HAMILTON, ON – Thursday morning at the Hamilton Elementary School for Gifted Children, kindergarten teacher Greg Schwartz compared the death of student Marisa Jackson’s puppy to his divorce…