Rahul Bhalla, Author at The Beaverton

Report: Girlfriend watching movie wrong

GUELPH, ON – In a disturbing development that has led one man to seriously reconsider whether these are the genetics he wants to pass on to his future children, local woman Sarah Russell ha…

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Report: Hot person’s soulmate also hot

VICTORIA, BC – In a completely unexpected turn of events, local heartthrob and solid 9.5, Mark Steele, has reportedly discovered his soulmate who, in a jaw-dropping twist of fate, is also s…

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