Breaking: Stanley Cup won 6 days ago - The Beaverton
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Breaking: Stanley Cup won 6 days ago

OR EDMONTON – Late reports indicate a team has won the ’s nearly a week ago.

The two ice squads played four to seven matches sometime in late September for the final round of the playoffs which presumably featured goals, saves, and some body contact.

As many hockey analysts predicted, one of the teams won a sufficient amount of games to be declared the victor and given the title “2020 Stanley Cup Champions.”

“I am happy to have won a Stanley Cup,” said a jubilant player, probably. “I have waited so long for this trophy which will now bear my name. I would like to thank my family and friends for supporting me in achieving this accolade and/or honour.”

The losing team looked disappointed for not winning.

Both teams appear to be based in the US, but wear different and colours as not to confuse players and fans.