LETHBRIDGE, AB – Admitting he’s addicted to the rush he gets from choking members of the fascist capitalist elite, a self-described anarchist says his greatest sexual kink is autocratic asphyxiation. “I get excited just thinking about it,” says Hugh Laughton, 36, adding that his orgasms are infinitely heightened when he’s able to cut off the oxygen supply to the brain belonging a wealthy elite who control with military force. “That moment they lose consciousness, it’s better than any drug.” Although pleasurable, the practice is dangerous, leading to past high-profile deaths, including David Carradine and Idi Amin. At press time, Laughton’s greatest fantasy was to become a dictator in a small third-world country so he could see what it’s like to try choking himself.
