VICTORIA – Fast food chain McDonald’s unveiled its new line of workers called the McMigrant on Monday.
“Canadians are familiar with our minimum wage labour jobs that are usually occupied by students, single mothers and permanent residents” said McDonald’s Canada Vice President Sandra Paulson.
“We’ve introduced the McMigrant because we know that Canadians also want an exotic flavour to their underpaid employees,” Paulson explained. “McMigrants will be limited-time offers, only in Canada for six months before being sent back to their home countries.”
According to sources at McDonalds, their new employee options have much are much cheaper than their ordinary employees and contain much less transborder fat.
