winter Archives - The Beaverton

Tag: winter

Vancouver considers buying a second snowplow

VANCOUVER — In a shocking turn of events, Vancouver city officials have announced the city may soon be making the landmark purchase of a second snowplow.  Residents of the usually mild-weathered …


“My fucking back!” reports nation

OTTAWA – Reports from homes across the nation have indicated that they’ve hurt their back shovelling snow once again. “God dammit, my fucking back,” said Keith, David, Ste…