OWEN SOUND, ON – A heartwarming scene unfolded earlier this week when nine-year-old Billy Simmons rescued a chickadee that had fallen out of its nest and gave it a crash course on non-fungible to…
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Margaret Atwood confirms Handmaid’s Tale sequel is just original manuscript but with more exclamation points
TORONTO – Margaret Atwood delighted fans of The Handmaid’s Tale this week with the announcement that she is currently penning a sequel. However, the prolific Canadian author quickly clarifi…
Nation’s teachers desperately try to finish lesson plans night before school starts
OTTAWA – Having failed to realize the first day of class was coming up so quickly, Canada’s teachers spent last night desperately trying to finish their lesson plans and assignment schedule…
Public servant romantically proposes to partner in 53 slide Powerpoint presentation
OTTAWA – Local civil servant Richard Escarvage made his intentions clear towards his partner, Adrianne Voigt, yesterday in a romantically thorough and detailed Powerpoint presentation on th…
Civil servants deployed to Iraq to train others in passive-aggressive conflict resolution
OTTAWA — The federal government has announced it will be deploying some 500 civil servant trainers to Iraq to teach their Iraqi counterparts in skills in unassertive forms of procrastinatio…
Students find artificial intelligence more useful than actual intelligence
HALIFAX – As students head back to class, they are increasingly aware that the biggest determinant of academic success is the amount of technology that they use. Alphonso Stubler, 22, is an Archi…