OTTAWA – Newly elected Leader of the Opposition Andrew Scheer has promised his fellow Conservatives that his agenda and policies will successfully allow them to form a government after the …
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Conservative Leadership Convention anxiously awaits swimsuit competition
TORONTO — The Conservative Leadership Convention has officially commenced in Ontario’s capital and attendees are waiting with great anticipation for the most important event during the two-…
Leitch defends using Nazi gun: “It was a gift from my grandfather”
COLLINGWOOD, ON – Conservative leadership candidate Kellie Leitch has defended using a World War II-era handgun used by German soldiers in a fundraising email claiming it was a gift given t…
Vote Kellie Leitch for CPC Leader! As long as you’re not one of those people.
Vote Kellie Leitch for CPC Leader! As long as you’re not one of those people.…
Leitch releases ‘Canadian values’ questions designed to catch the most honest terrorists
OTTAWA — Conservative Leadership candidate Kellie Leitch has released her list of “Canadian values test” questions, which she promises will catch terrorists provided they never, ever tell a…
Kellie Leitch jumps in polls after eating live dove during leadership debate
OTTAWA – Kellie Leitch has emerged as a favourite in the Conservative leadership race after a strong showing at the Manning debate wherein she devoured an entire live dove to the raucous ap…
Kellie Leitch proves commitment to shitty Canadian production values
OTTAWA – Conservative leadership hopeful Kellie Leitch has released a campaign video demonstrating that she has her finger on the pulse of traditional Canadian culture and it’s terrib…
Personals: “Single white supremacist seeks angry white voter for fascist ethno-state”
OTTAWA – In an attempt to her boost sagging poll numbers, and put an end to the relentless, crushing loneliness that haunts her every waking moment, Conservative leadership hopeful Kellie Leitch …
Kellie Leitch continues to follow in Trump’s footsteps by sexually assaulting multiple women
OTTAWA – Continuing to follow the game plan laid out for her by President Donald Trump’s successful campaign, Kellie Leitch has gone out of her way to brag about sexually assaulting a numbe…
Experts: next Tory leader will be candidate whose tie has largest Windsor
OTTAWA – With the Conservative leadership race heating up, experts say the next party leader will be whoever has the biggest, most ostentatious tie knot around their neck. “Tory voters need…