Messier a LEGO man
A startling discovery is sending shockwaves through the NHL after it was revealed that Mark Messier is a LEGO man. A statement released last Wednesday by the NHL accuses Danish toy giant LEGO of …
Ex-girlfriends reunites with ex-boyfriend using emoticons
GUELPH, ON – A failed relationship was given another chance late last night when three emoticons were used symbolically during an instant messaging conversation. Following a three hour on-line ch…
Girlfriend breaks up with boyfriend using emoticons
GUELPH, ON – An eight week relationship ended abruptly last Sunday evening when three emoticons were used symbolically during an instant messaging conversation. Following a two hour on-line…
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