Construction begins on Toronto’s Canal Transit System
TORONTO – Following years of budgetary concerns and disputes over the best way to retrofit Toronto’s public transit system, construction for the first line of Toronto’s new Canal Transit Sy…
Newfoundland to spend millions on fencing to reduce moose-vehicle crashes
The Newfoundland and Labrador government says it will spend $5 million on fencing and other measures to try to reduce the number of moose-vehicle accidents in the province. What’s your say?…
CBC to change fall programming
In an effort to boost sluggish ratings, CBC has announced a fall lineup they hope will draw a younger and more diverse audience. The revised lineup is based on successful U.S. programming, but ad…
School bully suspended: cafeteria sees strong third quarter gains
BARRIE, ON – A middle school cafeteria in Barrie is experiencing significant gains on a number of its food products following the suspension of notable sixth grade bully Reese “Kit Kat” Kot…
It’s getting pretty crowded around here with all of this high-definition porn you’ve downloaded lately
By Local Disk (C:) The other day I started a spring cleaning project and, oh boy, things have gotten crowded in here. I don’t mean to be petty, but if you could cut back on your downloading, I’d …
