Breaking: TTC Presto gate worked one time
TORONTO – Sources report that on Saturday morning a Presto gate at the TTC’s Ossington station worked one time, allowing a single passenger to pay their fare and enter the subway system. “I could…
Vancouver city council votes to blind the poor to keep them from enjoying million dollar mountain views
VANCOUVER – During a contentious meeting Vancouver city council decided by a vote of 7 to 3 to adopt a new revitalization plan that includes blinding poor residents to keep them from seeing…
6 quaint dinners to watch your neighbours have from your lonely, dark apartment
As the sun relentlessly sets each winter night, turn off the lights and take a moment to peer out the window of your silent apartment at your neighbours sharing a delicious home-cooked meal in ea…
Innovative! This woman cuts out the friends and goes straight for the wine this Galentine’s Day
Moments before her planned Galentine’s Day celebrations, Yara Henoud boldly decided to forgo her annual 18 hour brunch-to-sleepover party in favour of day drinking by herself. “Making plans in ou…
Quiz: Are you the right kind of snob?
So you think you’re better than everyone? You may be, but just being a snob isn’t going to cut it. Take this quiz to find out whether you’re the right kind of snob so you can assert your superior…
Criminal justice system charged with accessory to murder in Colten Boushie case
North Battleford, SK – After an all-white jury returned a verdict of “not guilty”, despite expert and eyewitness testimony, the Canadian criminal justice system has been formally charged wi…
Canada wins gold in slush puddle long jump
PYEONGCHANG – Canada has added another Olympic gold medal to its count after a Toronto woman leapt a record-setting 3.21m over a large slush puddle at the Gangneung Pedestrian Crossing Cour…
Olympic Update: Canada takes silver in cross-country bobsleigh
PYEONGCHANG – Despite stiff competition from Austria, Finland and the Olympic athletes from Russia, Canada has won its fifth silver medal of the games in cross-country bobsleigh. The event …
Call-out culture called-out for all-out call-out fall-out
SIOUX LOOKOUT, ON – In an effort to bring reasoned debate to social media, call-out culture is being called-out for being akin to an online brawl or bout, as people point-out thing that onl…
9 proven ways to quit social media that you won’t even try you pathetic little addict
Social media can take over people’s lives and has been proven to have negative effects on mental health, self-esteem and sleep habits, so clearly it’s time to quit. You know this to be true in th…
