By: Andrew Scheer, Leader of the Official Opposition Today, I was outraged to hear that the Trudeau government has agreed to pay $10.5 million and issue an apology to admitted terrorist Omar Khad…
Editorial
I’ve kidnapped the Lay’s CEO’s family, and he still won’t bring back original BBQ
Editorial by Freddy Keene Let me just start off by saying that I love Lay’s original BBQ potato chips. I was heartbroken when they changed to the Masterpiece recipe back in the early 00’s, and I’…
As a giant rubber duck, I demand to know why I am here
Canada’s sesquicentennial is a joyous event, I gather. And so far, I have seen some of your waterfront and had my picture taken with many of your citizens, many of whom seem to be happy at the si…
I’m starting to think I might not do great in prison – by Jared Kushner
You know, there’s something about being investigated by the FBI for attempting to set up a dubious back-channel to the Kremlin that just gets a guy thinking. People are using words like “es…
Video game protagonist: “I can’t use that item right now”
As the protagonist of a popular video game, I’m no stranger to acquiring an extensive number of seemingly pointless items which I know will eventually go on to serve a critical purpose. And…
EDITORIAL: If it wasn’t for our discrimination, Pride wouldn’t even exist
As a Police officer, it is disappointing that the Toronto Police will no longer be marching in pride, in large part because we practically invented pride. If it wasn’t for our efforts raidi…
If it wasn’t for our discrimination, Pride wouldn’t even exist
– By the Toronto Police As a Police officer, it is disappointing that the Toronto Police will no longer be marching in Pride, especially considering we practically invented Pride. If it was…
Raising the minimum wage will kill jobs, so we shouldn’t do anything and maybe also cut taxes
By: Financial Columnist Mark Langshire We all know that Kathleen Wynne’s minimum wage hike is going to kill jobs. Some studies and rough projections—and I don’t think I need to bog down this piec…
Do you really have to stare while I do this?
By: A Dog Well, here we are again. You’ve got your small plastic bag and I’m looking for a the right spot, but could you do me one favour? Stop staring. It’s just a small ask, but your ogling is …
I’m not racist, I’ve just been arguing that I should get to say the n-word for 6 days
By Darren Anderson As you may have heard, there’s been a lot of discussion this week about the acceptability of the “n-word” after Bill Maher said it on air on Friday night. So I just want …
