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Lame Planetarium doesn’t contain any planets

JASPER, AB – A new review of The Jasper Planetarium has exposed a major flaw in the facility, that it does not house any actual planets and is in fact a glorified observatory. “I came here …

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Local cat discovers he’s adopted

Surrey, BC – Señor Peanut Justinian Handsome Pants the Great, a local orange tabby cat, just found out he was adopted. “I’m just devastated,” says Peanut, wiping away either a tear or a particula…

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Baby smells weird again 

CALGARY — According to local sources, the Weaver family baby is smelling suspicious again after a brief period of olfactory normality.  “Well, it’s not the diaper,” said Michael Weaver, after tak…

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