Toronto, ON – Producers of the exciting Law and Order series centering around crimes related to Toronto finally revealed what crime the pilot episode will look at. “We’re very excited to ha…
Greedy, overpaid teacher takes second greedy, overpaid job at grocery store
No Frills, Ontario – Wealth-hoarding public school teachers across the province are starting to take second jobs after complaining that the hundreds of dollars they make per year isn’t enou…
Streamer describes relationship with girlfriend as “Soulslike”
Twitch, Ontario – Local video streamer DubLub has described his current relationship relationship as a “Soulslike.” “It’s not for everyone,” continued DubLub. “But it really is an amazing e…
Elon Musk patiently waits for Zuckerberg to leave his house so he can knock on door and run
San Francisco, CA – Elon Musk has reportedly been waiting outside Mark Zuckerberg’s San Francisco residence until he leaves his house so he can knock on his door and run. “I’m setting up an…
Marvel executives say it is unfair for audiences to expect entertaining content
Disney+, California – Marvel executives at Disney are fuming that viewers of their content expected entertainment from their content. “When did we ever say our content had to entertain view…
Where are they now? The “Yodeling Kid” from Walmart Is inside your house!
YOUR HOUSE – With the internet creating so many more celebrities these days, it’s amazing where some of them can end up! The dancing Star Wars kid is an attorney in Massachusetts, many vine…
Police claim bigger budget would allow them to do a much better job at hiding their mistakes
Your City, Your Country – The local police have requested a bigger budget next year in order to help cover up the mistakes they are making. “The current budget simply doesn’t make it possib…
So-called “centrist” doesn’t even know how to pronounce Pierre Poilievre
Ottawa, Ontario – Self-proclaimed political centrist DougieLove4514 recently admitted he couldn’t even pronounce Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre’s name. “I wouldn’t say I belong …
Danielle Smith claims wildfires would never have happened if trees refused to get vaccinated
CALGARY – Danielle Smith and her administration are currently under fire for a comment she made during a press conference where she explained the trees currently being burned would have not…
Walmart CEO claims stealing is really bad, unless it’s wages from your employees
Portland, Oregon – Walmart CEO Doug McMillon recently stated the rise in thefts from Walmart stores is very bad, unlike the hundreds of million dollars Walmart stole from its own employees.…