QUIZ: Are you one of Elon Musk's secret children? - The Beaverton

QUIZ: Are you one of Elon Musk’s secret children?

As news breaks that Elon Musk fathered two children with an executive at one of his companies, the odds of you being one of his secret progeny are higher than ever. Are you unlucky enough to be one of his many kids? Take a paternity test with these six simple questions!
1. 1. How often do you spend time with your father?
Often, as he is a loving and supportive influence in my life.
Not much, but at least he’s putting some effort in.
Never, as my mom says he’s too busy programming overpriced cars to get their drivers to Panera Bread 90 seconds faster by running over pedestrians.
2. Does your father use social media?
No, he's a middle-aged man with a healthy ego.
Yes, for politics and sports.
Yes, he spends all day posting epic bacon memes despite supposedly having several of the world’s most demanding jobs.
QUIZ: Are you one of Elon Musk's secret children?
Congratulations, your father is not Elon Musk!
He sounds pretty great though, can he be our dad too?
QUIZ: Are you one of Elon Musk's secret children?
Actually, you’re one of Herschel Walker’s secret children.
Having secret kids is all the rage these days!
QUIZ: Are you one of Elon Musk's secret children?
Sorry, your father is Elon Musk.
Don’t expect much love or support, but at least you have enough siblings to form your own softball team.