Realizing that previous attempts to communicate the urgency of global climate change to the public have been ineffective, scientists have released a report that is mostly written in fire emojis.
“🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Paris accord, 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥 over 1980 levels,” reads the IPCC report entitled Climate Action Needed: How Earth’s Atmosphere 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.
Experts in the field of climate science have almost unanimously agreed that human activity is pushing temperatures to record breaking levels but have encountered difficulty trying to disseminate that information throughout the general populace using things like carefully quantified data and clear, precise words.
“I saw my teenage son using these basic hieroglyphic symbols to communicate with his peers,” said lead author on the report, Dr. David Wuebbles.
“We were taken at how easily they convey a sense of heat and, in other contexts, the sexual attractiveness of a prospective mate.”
The report blames the rising “🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥” on “🚕🚗🚙”” and “🐂🐓🐖” leading to more severe “🌪🌊🌩” and warns that if we do not dedicate significant resources and cooperation immediately, the “🌎 “ will “☠.”
Some aspects of the initial report were left out until new emojis that denote oceanic acidification and biodiversity loss are created.
At press time, most people were much more concerned with making 💵 💰 💵 💰 💵 💰 💵 💰 💵.
