Mom embarrasses son by whipping out old album full of dick pics - The Beaverton
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Mom embarrasses son by whipping out old album full of dick pics

WINDSOR – A proud local mother embarrassed her son yesterday evening, when she showed his new an album full of his old dick pics.

“I get , she’s proud of me,” said Timothy Henry Jr., 27, still getting over his humiliation. “But why not just wait until my girlfriend asks to see them – the dick pics were totally unsolicited.”

Despite the cultural turn towards digital photo storage, Ellen Henry, 63, prints the cock shots on high-quality photo stock, and displays them in a thick photo album she keeps on the mantle.

“I like to write little notes on the back,” said Ellen as she peeled back the plastic on a middle page and removed the photo underneath. “This one says, Tim 2009, Wonderland – Oh, I forgot about that trip!”

Though initially shocked at how different Tim looks in the photos, girlfriend Nelia Rhys was unperturbed by Ellen’s presentation.

“It’s nothing I haven’t seen before,” said Rhys. “There’s the one, the covered in spaghetti one, the one where he got into mom’s makeup – all the typical dick pics.”

The dick albums seem to showcase longstanding dick resemblances in the Henry family, with Tim’s pictures bearing a strong likeness to Tim Henry Sr.’s dick above the fireplace, and Grandpa Henry’s dick bust in the foyer.