HARRISBURG, PA – At a campaign rally this week Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump fired off against rival Hillary Clinton, accusing her of being, among other things, ‘a stubby-fingered 70-year-old man who has repeatedly gone bankrupt.’
“It is a fact: Crooked Hillary Clinton is a liar and a cheat – just look how she stiffed the contractors who built her bankrupt casinos,” boomed Trump, addressing an enthusiastic crowd of supporters in the battleground state. “She’s also thin-skinned, volatile, and keeps making up obvious lies about how she’s going to force to Mexico build a border wall.”
Over the course of his speech Trump pointed out how Hillary had dodged the draft to avoid fighting in Vietnam, and blatantly lied about millions of dollars she had promised to donate to veterans groups.
“Plus, Hillary Clinton has never successfully held a public office in her life – I’m just saying.” During the course of his improvised 72-minute stump speech, Trump touched on many reasons he feels voters should not choose Clinton in the November election:
Clinton’s comments on Muslims (“Those comments are just flat-out racist”)
The state of Clinton’s marriage (“I know for a fact that Hillary has never sexually satisfied her own wife Melania”)
And Clinton’s looks (“Hillary Clinton looks like a soggy pumpkin with a gopher for a toupee and a sphincter for a mouth”).
Taking aim at Clinton’s personal finances, Trump continued his assault. “Don’t even get me started on how much money Crooked Hillary owes to the Russians,” Trump teased, before outlining the situation. “After she went bankrupt so many times, American banks wouldn’t touch her business with a ten foot pole. So Hillary began accepting huge – yuge – loans from some creepy billionaires who are directly tied to Vladimir Putin.”
Trump waited for the crowd’s chants of “lock her up” to subside before continuing, “I’ll bet Putin even sent ex-KGB goons to her golden Manhattan penthouse in the middle of the night to dangle her over a balcony until she agreed to run for President and use her power to give Russia control over all of eastern Europe.”
