Parros’ mustache fails to break his fall - The Beaverton

Parros’ mustache fails to break his fall

MONTREAL — Habs enforcer was released from hospital yesterday after his mustache failed to break his fall during a third period brawl with the Leafs’ .

“I spent a lot of time this offseason on the mustache. Lots of time grooming and maintaining this bush for just such an occasion,” said a groggy Parros. “It is not just a soup strainer, it for protection too. It just failed to deploy and I was knocked out.”

There has been lots of speculation as to whether there would be a rematch between the Montreal Canadien’s tough guy and the Centre’s ice surface, but Parros wasn’t tipping his hand.

“In retrospect, a beard would have been more practical.”