WINNIPEG – Aspiring suicide bomber William Pettinger is expressing frustration at his inability to live out his dreams due to ongoing frustrations with Air Canada. “I would love nothing mor…
Tag: Terrorism
Terrorist murderer found not guilty by jury of his peers
KENOSHA, Wis. – Terrorist murderers breathed a sigh of relief today upon the news that a jury composed of twelve terrorism and murder sympathizers found terrorist murderer Kyle Rittenhouse …
“This isn’t Canada” says man who has said “this isn’t Canada” every other time this happened in Canada
LONDON, ON – After a horrific and premeditated hate-crime took the lives of 4 Muslim people this weekend, local man Dave Travers took to social media to re-assure people that this kind of t…
Dissolved Proud Boys rebrand as “Hoity-toity Boys”
OTTAWA – After being designated as a terrorist group by the Canadian government, the Proud Boys have dissolved to rebrand themselves as the “Hoity-toity Boys.” “We are big strong men who do…
Fox News punishes Tucker Carlson with all-inclusive vacation
NEW YORK – After claiming that the white supremacy problem in America is a “hoax,” Fox News host Tucker Carlson was severely reprimanded by the network with an all-expenses paid vacation to…
Sun writer disappointed he has to shelve anti-Islam column after learning Fredericton shooter white
TORONTO – Columnist Joe Warmington was disappointed that he would not see his ready-to-publish pre-written anti-Islam column go to print in the Toronto Sun today after police confirmed that…
Air Marshal hoping this is the flight he’ll finally get to shoot someone
DALLAS – After almost a decade of service and thousands of flights Air Marshal Dereck Jakes is hoping this latest flight will be the one where he finally gets to become a hero by shooting a…
Poll: Most Canadians support anti-anti-Islamophobia day
OTTAWA – On the one-year anniversary of the Quebec City Mosque shooting, a majority of Canadians say that they are supportive of an anti-anti-Islamophobia Day, according to a new poll. “Our…
QUIZ: Which media descriptor for a white male terrorist are you?
Ever wonder how YOU would be described by the media after committing an act of racially or religiously-motivated terrorism as a white male? Take this quiz and find out, and don’t worry – none of …
The male community must take responsibility for male terrorists
By: Philippe Couillard, Premier of Quebec I was saddened to hear that a Montreal man, Amor Ftouhi, was arrested as a suspect in the terrorist attack that occurred at Bishop International Airport …