PARIS – Amid serious allegations including stalking and sexual harassment, the once beloved disfigured singer, known simply as The Phantom, has stepped down from his role as the mysterious …
Tag: Sexual Assault
Famous comedian accused of sexual assault. No, not that one. Or that one. The other one.
EVERYWHERE – Reports have emerged over the past week of a famous comedian having committed sexual assault on one or more people. Sources indicate that, no, it’s not that famous comedian – t…
Netflix finds Kevin Spacey too morally deficient to play Frank Underwood
LOS GATOS, CA – After years starring as Frank Underwood, Netflix has announced it is ending production of House of Cards, one of its most popular series, following historical allegations th…
Quebec to no longer protect Gilbert Rozon, unless he books Louis CK for JFL 2018
MONTREAL — With the return of sexual assault allegations against Just For Laughs founder Gilbert Rozon, influential members of the Quebec justice system have sworn not to protect him like they di…
Local man optimistic his life will return to normal after being acquitted of bestiality on technicality
EDMONTON – After being acquitted of seven counts of unnatural acts with an animal due to a legal loophole, local horse enthusiast Dan Smith was confident about his prospects going forward. …
Compassionate judge acquits all young men charged with the kind of sexual assaults he got away with at their age
TORONTO – Justice Perry Smith wants the young white men who he routinely sees brought before him on charges of sexual assault and violence against women to know that he’s more than an impar…
Judge rules drunken proclamations of love are legally binding marriages
HALIFAX, NS – A Halifax judge has ruled that drunken proclamations of love constitute legal marriages. “Clearly, a drunk can consent to marriage,” reads the decision in the case of a young …
Kellie Leitch continues to follow in Trump’s footsteps by sexually assaulting multiple women
OTTAWA – Continuing to follow the game plan laid out for her by President Donald Trump’s successful campaign, Kellie Leitch has gone out of her way to brag about sexually assaulting a numbe…
The People vs. Jian Ghomeshi
The inside story of the Jian Ghomeshi scandal, as only the CBC could tell it.…
How Canada Lowers It’s Sexual Assault Numbers
Emma uncovers the disturbing way Canada makes itself seem like a safe country for women. Full story: http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/Shows/TheBeaverton.…