VANCOUVER – This week on Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside police began removing tents from the sidewalks, unless the individuals inside could show proof that the structure is actually a cannab…
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John Tory gets haircut after receiving assurance that homeless people will not be given the clippings for warmth
TORONTO – After many months of growing his hair out, Toronto mayor John Tory has finally gotten his hair trimmed after painstaking measures to ensure that the newly shorn locks will not be …
Local woman in $108 Roots sweatpants, ‘I look homeless’
BARRIE, ON – Sporting a carefully constructed hair-bun aimed at looking effortless and a new pair of Roots sweatpants that cost $108, Alyssa Kruse bemoaned that she looked homeless. Kruse explain…
Government waste! This social worker gets paid over $30,000 dollars a year
Everyone knows that government is just a bloated parasite that lives off the hard work of citizens but you’ll never believe what they are doing now! Jennifer Wright, a social worker with a master…
Saskatchewan government replaces funeral services for poor with funeral catapult
REGINA – The Saskatchewan government’s budget cuts have eliminated funeral services for those unable to afford it, and will instead offer a free catapult service. Rather than cremation or b…