Andrew Scheer: “The only reason I never attend Pride is because I’m always trapped under overturned tractors”
OTTAWA – Conservative leader Andrew Scheer is defending himself against the charge that he purposely avoids attending Pride, stating that the only reason he does not attend these parades an…
Superhero’s girlfriend preemptively saves everyone the trouble and kidnaps herself
NEW YORK – After spending the majority of her adult life as the victim of ludicrously complicated villainous heists, Christa MacDonald, grad student and longtime girlfriend of NYC’s second most f…
Party guest has less fun board game for everyone to play next
CALEDON, ON – A sense of dread filled the air midway through Kayla Dissellia’s party as one attendee claimed they have a great game for everyone to play next. Up until that point, the casua…
Trudeau forces 10 bus passengers to miss their stop
MONTREAL – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau created a ruckus on a STM bus while filming a political advertisement for the Liberal Party of Canada causing at least 10 passengers to miss their s…
Watch: Season 3, Episode 6
Emma and Miguel look at the Quebec religious symbols ban.…
Doug Ford unveils entirely sticker-based agenda
There’s a sticker for that!…
At G7, Trump completes transformation to ‘racist uncle no one wants to talk to at party’
Trump manages to make even the G7 interesting.…
Rex Murphy points to pathetic size of Canada’s forest fires compared to Brazil’s Amazon
TORONTO – In his most recent column, National Post writer Rex Murphy lamented Canada’s laughable forest fires compared to more industrious infernos in countries like Brazil. “Many Canadians…
Gaming the system: Recent 92-year-old university grad gets to die before she pays off her debt
VANCOUVER – A clever UBC grad has found an ingenious way to avoid paying her costly student debts by dying soon after graduation. “With age comes wisdom,” said 92-year-old Barbara Harrison …
