The Beaverton

As strike looms, Air Canada thrilled to have new excuse to cancel flights

How dare Tim Houston ruin my child’s favourite summer activity: burning down the province of Nova Scotia

A man is sitting down, smelling his own sweaty armpit and giving a thumbs up

Smelly man rebrands himself as savoury man

Pros and Cons of solving traffic congestion by building a big ass tunnel under the 401

Elder Millennial opens zip file of cherished memories

a man sitting on a beach in jeans and a black coat, his back to the camera, looking out at the ocean with his feet in the surf and his hands on his head. There's a CD boombox beside him

Man stranded on desert island regrets bringing favourite album instead of flare gun

Short film nominees comforted that win or lose, their work will live on in hearts of dozens

HOLLYWOOD – An Oscar nomination can bring with it tremendous accolades, career opportunities and, for nominees of the short film categories, a huge uptick in their viewership, potentially …

Oscar Prediction: Dunes from DUNE favoured to win Best Dunes

HOLLYWOOD – With the 94th annual Academy Awards airing this Sunday, cinema fans everywhere have feverishly taken to discussing their predictions. From Best Picture to Best Score, many categ…

Oscars add “Best Spider-Based Picture”

HOLLYWOOD – In a last-minute move to boost ratings, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has added a new category, ‘Best Spider-Based Picture,’ awarded to ‘the best film featurin…

Dog stops doing something funny, forcing local family to talk to each other

LETHBRIDGE, AB – Reports indicate the Roche family’s 8 year old labradoodle Trevor recently, stopped walking around with a blanket on his head, forcing the family to actually learn ab…

This weighted blanket changed my life by accidentally smothering my cat

If you’re like me and you’ve been wondering whether you should buy a weighted blanket, this review is for you! The first night I used my weighted blanket, I was super impressed with how comfortab…

Why Justin Trudeau being criticized by three far-right European politicians proves Canada’s international reputation is in tatters

By: Armond DeFrame Remember when Canada was respected? Before Justin Trudeau took a woke hammer and shattered the glass of our international reputation? I sure do. I remember when Canadian politi…