Newmarket, ON – A game of Among Us has reached a stalemate as all of the players, successful women from various fields, have claimed to be the Impostor. Each of the seven women remains conv…
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“For Christmas this year I just want you to stay safe,” says mom who wants PlayStation 5
RED DEER – Sarah Jessup urged her three adult children to just hunker down and stay safe this Christmas, while also hoping someone would go out and get her a PlayStation 5 anyway. “The greatest g…
Gamers living in late-capitalist dystopia outraged they have to wait another 3 weeks to play Cyberpunk 2077
NEW YORK – Gamers the world over currently living in a late-capitalist system run by a few megacorporations who control vast swathes of personal data while using technology to increase the …
Beer and board games night ruined by beer and board games
SARNIA, ON- A local friendly gathering known as “Beer and board games night” quickly devolved into noisy, aggressive chaos after the appearance of beer and board games. The night was organi…
Woman late to join Animal Crossing has been making mortgage payments to raccoon outside apartment
THORNHILL, ON – Four months after the release of the wildly popular video game Animal Crossing: New Horizons, Leondra Mendoza sat down with her partner to admit to them that she had been ma…
Resident Evil Village Review: A relaxing escape from reality
RACCOON CITY – The eighth instalment of the Resident Evil franchise continues right where the series left off, inserting the player in a zombie-infested post-apocalyptic wasteland that quic…
Monopoly banned during quarantine to prevent homicide increase
OTTAWA – In the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic, the government of Canada has introduced legislation to ban the nation-wide use of Hasbro’s Monopoly in order to prevent any further uptick in…
Sudoku player goes on wild ride after placing two 7s in the same column
TOFINO, BC – A local Sudoku player is recovering from a white-knuckle brush with the edge after a simple mistake sent him on a terrifying backtracking adventure to salvage almost 14 minutes…
Proposed cuts of government handouts to end free starter Pokemon program
PALLET TOWN – Today government officials outlined their latest proposed budget cuts, which included the controversial decision to end the popular starter Pokemon program. First introduced i…
Pro-gamer loses tournament after being forced to let little brother play
MONTREAL – Fortnite’s North American Championship finals came to an end Saturday night with fan favourite Corey Telline letting a victory slip away in the final round after being forced to …