VULCAN, AB – Opening his work email in the morning, Henry Abraham, CEO of HAB Insurance, a local brokerage firm, was disturbed to read the words “hey man” Thursday in the opening line sent …
QUIZ: Okay! Which one of you assholes got me sick?
Alright, this weather is garbage and now I’m sneezing and coughing. Which one of you assholes at work got me sick? Images via Pixabay/Deposit Photos…
Women! Stop worrying about your “bikini body.” Here are 6 other things you can worry about instead!
The world has embraced body positivity: You don’t need to be a certain way in order to be beautiful! So now what spring is upon us, why not spend your limited time on this Earth worrying about a …
Man baffled favourite homophobic movie from high school doesn’t hold up
SHERWOOD PARK, AB – After repeatedly proclaiming it to be “the best movie of all time”, local ATB Financial branch manager, Eric Parsons, 36, was shocked Saturday to discover his favourite …
Hyper-realistic historical village only fun for affluent white man
TORONTO – While his wife and children suffered immense misfortune and strife, Tim Bailey, 48, the patriarch of an affluent caucasian family of four, is said to have had an absolutely lovely…
Local woman insists co-workers feel her cold hands
WANDERING RIVER, AB – Eyewitnesses are reporting that a 41-year-old local woman suffering from poor circulation spent most of yesterday morning trying to prove to her co-workers that she wa…