VANCOUVER – Not everyone approves of the shift toward smoke-free tobacco alternatives, including one hobo who says he’s sick and tired of floating through the air towards the smell of fresh…
Demolition of community centre proceeds after rich developer proves to be amazing breakdancer
VANCOUVER – Despite efforts by local b-boy collective Kozmik Katz, and their age-old rivals the Zero-G Crew, to join forces and save their community centre through breakdancing, demolition …
Local man forgets wife’s birthday because of Antifa
PICKERING, ON – In the latest case of collateral damage by the volatile far Left, Pickering native Neil Davidson completely forgot his wife Laura’s 36th birthday this week, due to the vigil…
3 reasons I WASN’T “owned” when Johnny Cage splits-punched me in the genitals
BY GORO, PRINCE OF SHOKAN By now I’m sure you’ve seen the video, and had a good laugh about how my confrontation with liberal celebrity Johnny Cage at the Mortal Kombat tournament ended with him …
Jordan Peterson refuses to call film “IT”, says clown is clearly a “HIM”
TORONTO – Controversial U of T psychology professor Jordan Peterson once again ignited a public furor last night, refusing to refer to a popular Stephen King-based horror film by the gender-neutr…
James Woods decries liberals as “children”, immediately invites them on Vegas weekend
HOLLYWOOD, CA – After being subject to allegations of unsavoury conduct towards minors this week, actor and outspoken republican James Woods angrily took to twitter, dismissing his liberal …
Trump explains that the real wall was the friends we made along the way
WASHINGTON, DC – Less than a day after taking to twitter to re-characterize his promised border wall as “new renovation of old and existing fences,” President Donald Trump has once again do…
Snowflakes rally to preserve Stonewall Jackson’s Civil War participation trophy
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA – Snowflakes throughout the American south are once again up in arms, after Charlottesville city council passed a unanimous vote to remove the city’s statue of confederate gen…
TIFF TIPS: How to finally catch Atom Egoyan and get his treasure
The Toronto International Film Festival has descended on The Six once again, and that can only mean one thing: the trickster Atom Egoyan will once again appear, and taunt media and fans alike wit…
“Ah – yes! Well, yes, absolutely”
EDITORIAL: By Jeff Goldblum Mm? Ah! Hello, of course, hello. It’s uh – well? – I suppose it’s me, Jeff, um Jeff Goldblum the ah actor, performer – of course The Fly, many other uh – here not on t…