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Referee reverses call after man yells at TV loud enough
ORILLIA, ON – Upon hearing that he’d made a “bullshit call” from a distant voice that powered its way through the television screen, an NHL referee reversed his penalty decision this evenin…
Bruce McArthur pleads guilty, Toronto police still skeptical
TORONTO – Urging the public to not jump to any conclusions, Toronto Police Services have issued a statement to remind the public that just because Bruce McArthur has pleaded guilty to eight…
Kinky anarchist enjoys autocratic asphyxiation
LETHBRIDGE, AB – Admitting he’s addicted to the rush he gets from choking members of the fascist capitalist elite, a self-described anarchist says his greatest sexual kink is autocratic asp…
Elf on the Shelf keeps getting into the knives
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Report: Door not as heavy as expected
CHARLOTTETOWN, PEI – Despite being large and made of heavy-looking glass, a report released Monday has concluded that the door to Belle’s Yoga Studio on Belvedere Ave. is way lighter than y…
Government encouraging healthy media consumption with Canadian Content Pyramid
IN PHOTOS: The Ministry of Heritage has released a new Canadian Content Pyramid in hopes it will encourage citizens to consume a healthy, balanced Canadian media diet. Image via Pixabay / Deposit…
Satanist BIA celebrates holiday season with community cavalcade of darks
IN PHOTOS: Satanist BIA celebrates holiday season with community cavalcade of darks Image via Deposit Photos…
Mars probe glad to leave doomed Earth behind
PASADENA, CA – After successfully landing on the Martian surface, InSight, the $1 billion NASA probe, relayed the message back to headquarters that it’s glad to be off that “God forsaken” r…
Fax machine now oldest employee in office
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