WASHINGTON – Republican lawmakers and activists are pointing to the lack of teenage supporters of school shootings on CNN as another example of liberal bias in the media.
“The question we need to ask is, where are all the teenagers who support being shot in school?” conservative commentator Bill O’Reilly tweeted from the dank basement where he currently dwells. “Where are the teens who don’t want to feel safe when they’re exercising their rights to an education? Where are the teens who want to die or be permanently physically and mentally scarred in a completely preventable tragedy? WHO is PREVENTING THEM from speaking?”
“People need to be free to speak their minds! That is their right as Americans! Unless they’re students proposing gun control. Or women who’ve signed a non-disclosure agreement. Those traitors need to keep their mouths shut,” O’Reilly added.
Republicans have long held that news sources like CNN, MSNBC, The New York Times, and reality display a clear liberal bias, and are not shy about using the recent shooting to highlight the prejudicial coverage news outlets give to real people like the victims of crime rather than the fictional people they’d prefer to hear from.
“It’s suspicious that teens who don’t want to get shot are getting so much coverage,” said former GOP congressman and current child death denier Jack Kingston. “The teens who support school shootings, who do exist and are being held by George Soros in some sort of Satanic bunker, deserve to be heard too.”
More mainstream Republicans have distanced themselves from the current attacks being leveled at the survivors of the Parkland shooting, showing real leadership in this time of national soul searching by only liking these attacks on social media instead of retweeting or sharing them.
Republicans have not taken any issue with the fact that Fox News has yet to report on the recent school shooting, opting instead to present round the clock coverage of Hillary Clinton’s ties to the murderous Erik Killmonger, the fictional villain in Marvel’s Black Panther.