Abbotsford, B.C. – After swearing they weren’t going to make the same mistake this year, Jim and Marlene Smith once again scheduled their big fall orgy to take place on the same night as Halloween.
“Oh my god, not again!” yelled Marlene as the first trick or treaters (a ghost, a pumpkin and an adorable Captain America) rang her doorbell. “Get off me Jim. You too Carl. I need to answer the door.”
“Can you tell I’m wearing a strap-on?” she added hastily as she threw on a robe.
Marlene and Jim made their way to the front door, stumbling over the bodies of Nancy, Patrice, Ronda, Eric S., Eric B., Eric C., Cindy, and Keith. In attendance were also next-door neighbours Carter and Monica, who had originally just come over to complain about the noise, but wound up staying for the event.
“Hey kids, happy, uh, Halloween,” said a breathless Jim as he answered the door, the glean of lubricant bouncing off his chest. After a small child inquired about the “candy” in his hand, Jim blurted, “Sorry, we don’t actually have any candy,” before hurriedly pocketing a fistful of MDMA.
After the disappointed children left and the Smiths turned off all their outdoor lights, the couple turned to the question of how they could have allowed this to happen once more.
“Next year we are doing the orgy right after thanksgiving so this can’t happen,” said a frustrated Marlene as she prepared to mount Ronda’s face.
Unbeknownst to the Smiths, their upcoming winter fuck fest is currently scheduled directly in the middle of Christmas carolling season.
