OTTAWA – A new study has found that for many Canadian voters, the biggest reason they would consider supporting Justin Trudeau in the next election is how mad he makes extremely online right-wing pissbabies like Piers Morgan.
“I’m ready for a change. Trudeau has barely done anything since being re-elected in 2021 and his refusal to intervene in the housing crisis is disqualifying,” said local woman Harlow Barton. “But then I see how he can make Jordan Peterson get all up in his feelings just by wearing a pink hoodie and going to the movies and it makes me reconsider.”
“If he can get Ben Shapiro to make a 45 minute video breaking down what a Beta Male Cuck Trudeau is I might have to canvass for the Liberals next election.”
The study interviewed 1000 left-leaning and centrist Canadians, who unanimously gave Trudeau low-marks for his handling of the environment, the economy and inflation, but high praise for his existence making Piers Morgan not want to live here.
Still some were not ready to give their support back to the long-time PM just yet.
“I’m voting NDP. I think having a Prime Minister named Jagmeet Singh would do just as good a job at pissing off Fox News and The Rebel, for obvious reasons,” said one respondent.
In related news, despite proclaiming himself to be Team Barbie to get elected, many voters were nervous that Trudeau would become Team Oppenheimer once he takes office.
